Cue Cards From Trump's Oval Office Address

  • Published on: December 10 Jan 201

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  • Julio Campbell
    Julio Campbell   1 days ago

    Theres a cheaper solution for the Honduran caravans, just say you don't support the druglord dictator of Honduras and as the dictatorship crumbles(yes thats all it takes for it to happen)they will see hope in their future and probably will stay

  • V W
    V W   2 days ago


  • Mike Okkerts
    Mike Okkerts   3 days ago

    Dear USA, grit your teeth, make a cup of tea or ask some garage anaesthesiologist to put you in an induced coma for 2 years. It will all be over soon.

  • neurofire
    neurofire   3 days ago

    Who told Trump he could do legit theatre? That's all this was - acting by an aging C-list soap-opera hack. Fail.

  • Izael M
    Izael M   4 days ago

    Excellent ๐Ÿคฃ

  • K Deronimo
    K Deronimo   4 days ago

    Does anyone else catch Heelhigh-Cheeto's "ah-speech" ... "I have a large ah-brain" "my fellow americans, tonight I'm ah-speaking to you"

  • Ashura Marsh
    Ashura Marsh   4 days ago

    Hm, cue cards? supposing he can read? That's giving him a lot of credit.

  • Juan Riptide Camacho

    I was concerned the POTUS was gonna need Hooked on Phonics, Level 1!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜œ

    FREE GOERTZ   4 days ago

    Cue cards? ha ha ha Stephen Colbert gets his instruction from the Criminal elite.

  • ramo moreno
    ramo moreno   4 days ago

    chump is russia's tool 2 destroy usa making MEXICO great again

  • Oskar Denis Baharudin

    There's a good theory that Trump can't read; he's a functional illiterate. He can't read from TelePrompters, so he pooh-poohed Obama using them, for example. The reason he's so low-key during his Oval Office address is because he did the whole speech from memory; he was concentrating on reciting the speech as he memorized it.

  • Mike Perkins
    Mike Perkins   5 days ago

    Trump is an ABOMINATION of a president.He's the anti Christ.

  • Mike Walker
    Mike Walker   5 days ago

    That trade deal was made with Mexico and Canada. So I guess Canada is paying for the wall also?

  • Samuel T
    Samuel T   5 days ago

    Great humor.But there's also a element of sadness to it...Trump doesn't even need cue cards; this kind of thing just comes naturally to him.

  • Sean Inness
    Sean Inness   5 days ago

    trump would read out the stage direction, "not so lie-y. What? Uh... uh... lock her up" Runs away.

  • Rita Hall
    Rita Hall   6 days ago

    Would it be cheaper if US immigration policies strongly incentivized Israeli Zionists to immigrate to our southern border and invest in US by building the wall?

  • Desert Flower
    Desert Flower   6 days ago

    ATTENTION EVERYONE! Read The Federalist Papers, you can find them on

  • Aditya Waghmare
    Aditya Waghmare   6 days ago

    I need to learn 2 Page worth of Essay to give speech in schoolMeanwhile POTUS can't remember 1 page worth shit content

  • Allison Rader
    Allison Rader   6 days ago

    He looks like he's about to have a stroke, trying to keep up with all those big words. Reminds me of the time, when I was 7, and had to read a Bible passage for the Christmas Program at church. All those jacked up names and cities. Smh. It's very unnerving to read in public when all you've acquired in your life is a First Grade education, isn't it Donnie?PS Fuck your wall. Let those people go back to work!! They are going to lose their homes you nutsack!!! Then what?! Ooohhhh let me guess: they might have to apply for aid aaanndd that would make them leeches of the system?? OMG.... what a fucking JOKE this guy is. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿคช๐ŸŠ๐Ÿคก

  • Noel Ryan
    Noel Ryan   6 days ago

    "My fellow Americans. I am a puppet named Charlie McCarthy and my Ventriloquist Edgar Bergen AKA Vladimir Putin has his hand up my rear end dictating my every thought, word and action. This broadcast is coming from Vaudeville, not the White House. The Presidency of the USA has been turned into a complete Side Show, way off Broadway. Any resemblance to Good Government and Democracy is purely accidental. Good Night and Good Luck. You're going to need it, Trust Me!"

  • Adrian Osler
    Adrian Osler   6 days ago

    the problem is in this day and age leaders must not only be good domestically but globally. trump maybe perceived as great by joe american but he has to be seen as a global player and all he is seen as globally is a spoilt child who cannot get his way and does nothing but hurt americas position as a global player basically he needs to grow a pair and grow up

  • Tonya Davis
    Tonya Davis   6 days ago

    Anymore, when I hear Trump's voice, and see his tiny mouth speak, I want to ask God, "Really? Whyyyyyyyyeeee?!"

  • Mike Gill
    Mike Gill   6 days ago

    Yeah, if your electorate is dumb enough, this would suffice...

  • Adam West
    Adam West   6 days ago

    Someone do us a favor, someone take colbert down, figuratively of course, we need a real Comedian like Carson or .... ANYONE... His shyte and I mean Shyte is way old. Nothing new...

  • Truong Nguyen
    Truong Nguyen   6 days ago

    Wow!my trump can read...You dem nuts are just fake

  • hatfieldrick
    hatfieldrick   6 days ago

    Which law enforcement professionals are demanding a wall? Deputy Dawg, Quick Draw McGraw, and the Sheriff of Snottingham? Amendment 25 was just MADE for incompetent psychopathic liars like him, and it is waaaaay past time to demand that it be used.

  • Kel Green
    Kel Green   6 days ago

    Am I the only one who heard, "tonite, imma speakin to you. . "

  • Michael ThaArchAngel

    They should use hexadecimal on this martian๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคช

  • rschandran
    rschandran   6 days ago

    We have national emergency from January 2016 and that is the man in the WH himself. DT It gives a new context to the old saying, "you can fool some people for some time, fool most for most of the time but you can lie to entire USA all the time.

  • R Z
    R Z   6 days ago

    "Lie! Not that much! Whatever I don't give a s***!" - The cue card man

  • chris casey
    chris casey   6 days ago

    He's like watching your kids elementary school play.

  • Chunkboi
    Chunkboi   6 days ago

    If the cue card holder had just held up the โ€œstop breathing โ€œcard for just 15 minutes longer, he would have been a national hero.

  • Larry Garland
    Larry Garland   6 days ago

    "Godfather, I am honored and grateful, that you have invited me to your daughters wedding.......on the day of your daughters wedding...."